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Watered Down

I call this photoset “I’m fucking pissed and I miss my bf and I wish my family wasn’t so shitty”

aka how this fucking funeral planning is going and how my family is 

fuck tha bullshit

pizzchowmeintaco:

I’d probably be wearing a nun gown if I gave a fuck that I’m fat HAHAHAHAHAHA #spring #chubby4life

this gurl is cute and doin her thang u go gurl

The False Archer Flash Forward
AKA the Archer team loves tricking us

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

rjalker:

Just a thing to prove to my mom.

Please reblog if you’re a girl and you don’t shave your legs/arm pits, or you’re a girl who does shave her legs/arm pits, but doesn’t think any the less of others that do not or if you’re a guy who doesn’t care if a girl shaves or not.

If I get enough reblogs, I’ll show this to her, and maybe it will be enough to convince her to stop telling me to be ashamed of my body’s natural functions just because I’m a girl.

fuck that noise dude, let that hair do it’s thing if ya want gurl

mettaworldrake:

met a female dragon, had a fire conversation

Tag, you're it! Say ten things about yourself then send this to ten of your favorite followers.

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  1. I love the SImpsons and Rick and Morty and Archer
  2. I want to be a photographer for National Geographic/ do something with kids
  3. I love love love out west and I’m going to move there 
  4. hockey really turns me on
  5. I love to be called baby girl (it is one of my favorite things)
  6. I got a sweet boyfriend
  7. I’m apparently a HUGE SLUT so I’ve been told but you know who cares suck a dickkkk
  8. Sometimes I wish I was an inanimate object like a vacuum or an airplane or a remote control
  9. dogs and sea lions are my favs
  10. I have a cat named Baby who loves to drool and makes muffins on me

rustybonestein:

It’s summer and this song should be playing a lot.

neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

toonami:

G’boy

toonami:

G’boy