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bonsoirgrenouille:

spookyskeletonman:

bonsoirgrenouille:

spookyskeletonman:

bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

I actually have a gift card??

reginald does not accept gift cards. if you offer reginald a gift card he will BANISH YOU TO THE S H A D O W R E A L M

Ạ̴c̣͙̥͕̱͜c̥̱̠e̥̤̜̟̦p̶̩̦̺̺̹t̷͍̤ t̠̗̪̞̟h͖͙͔͚̣̞ẹ̸̤̠̘͖̱ ̲̯͢g̴̲͈̫͇i̘͕̣̦̗̖ft̫͎̹̹͉͢ ̨̜͚̗̠c͚̝̙̮̬͓̠à̙̬͈r̳͔̬̝͈̬̲͟d͙͖̯̘̹ ҉f̞͔͉̭u̺̗̹̞̫c̷̗̥ḵ̢̬̦̫̬b͎̩̪̞̕ͅǫ̦͉͕͈ͅy̭̲͟

let’s see you try and offer me that gift card from the S H A D O W  R E A L M , F U C K B O Y

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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human:

when someone says they dont like me

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notyouraveragero:

lovethebrokengirl:

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Sounds like fall out boy songs

myhamsterateitsownarms

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

anus:

when life brings u down to your knees give life a blowjob and then get back up and spit the cum in life’s face and then skip away like the princess you are

waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

socialjusticekoolaid:

New Protest MVP Candidate! Get it girl! #staywoke #farfromover #thefutureisbright

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

justjasper:

you’re either a spiceps person or a spicerack person

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite